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Montcalm GEMs
United States
Приєднався 11 сер 2006
"Mark Montcalm's GEMs" - or Good Enjoyable Musics - where Real Life and melodies collide in a visual and sonic spectacle, an outporing of humor, pain, truth, and triumph to the tune of popular music artists. Special thanks to my super fans and contributors for inspiration and support.
The Open Curtain Ch.6 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
The Open Curtain, written by Brian Evenson and published in 2006. Read aloud by Mark in semi-ominous surroundings. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
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The Open Curtain Ch.3-5 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Open Curtain, written by Brian Evenson and published in 2006. Read aloud by Mark in semi-ominous surroundings with local domesticated wildlife. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Open Curtain Ch.1-2 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Open Curtain, written by Brian Evenson and published in 2006. Read aloud by Mark in semi-ominous surroundings with a fine Michigan beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
City of the Great Machine - Solo / Co-op Tutorial (Board Game)
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Solo/co-op rules and example playthrough rounds of the City of the Great Machine board game. Correction: 29:39 Servant tokens for this particular "B" mission are placed at the END of round 1, and are NOT moved until retrieved by the heroes. (Mistake will be repeated again in round 3.) Timecodes 0:00 - Intro 0:20 - Overview 1:30 - Setup 6:45 - Rules 16:45 - Playthrough Rd. 1 22:52 - Playthrough ...
The Legend of Zelda: Ballad of the Wind Fish (piano instrumental)
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Ballad of the Wind Fish instrumental melody from The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. Piano by Mark. (I do not own the rights to this music or arrangement)
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.9 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 9. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Michigan ginger ale beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.8 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 8. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.7 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 7. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.6 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 6. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.5 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 5. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.4 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 4. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.3 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 3. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.2 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 2. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
The Haunting of Hill House Ch.1 - Creepy Readings (audiobook / read aloud)
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The Haunting of Hill House, written by Shirley Jackson and published in 1959, chapter 1. Read aloud by Mark in the comfort of his basement with a fine Bell's Brewery beverage. Part of a "Creepy Readings" series.
Back In The Game
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Ready to start producing again. Let me know what you're hankerin' fer.
I Don't Want to Grow Up (cover) - Drowning Mogwais
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I Don't Want to Grow Up (cover) - Drowning Mogwais
I Won't Be Home for Christmas (cover) - Mark & Andy
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I Won't Be Home for Christmas (cover) - Mark & Andy
I Disc'd at Nighttime (a "Mr. Brightside" Glow Disc Golf Parody)
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I Disc'd at Nighttime (a "Mr. Brightside" Glow Disc Golf Parody)
Covid Cut (quarantined version of 'Closing Time')
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Covid Cut (quarantined version of 'Closing Time')
*COMPLETE w/ SHEET MUSIC* Mark Plays CVS Hold Music - James Romeo - Karl King - Golden Dragon
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*COMPLETE w/ SHEET MUSIC* Mark Plays CVS Hold Music - James Romeo - Karl King - Golden Dragon
Virtual jog - Sunrise Beach Run - Melbourne Florida
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Virtual jog - Sunrise Beach Run - Melbourne Florida
Glass Blown Open (An "Arms Wide Open" Disc Golf Parody)
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Glass Blown Open (An "Arms Wide Open" Disc Golf Parody)
Paired in Dubs (A "Wicked Game" Disc Golf Parody)
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Paired in Dubs (A "Wicked Game" Disc Golf Parody)
Never Gonna Make This Putt (Disc Golf gets Rick-Rolled)
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Never Gonna Make This Putt (Disc Golf gets Rick-Rolled)
50 Ways to Lose Your Driver (Disc Golf Parody - Paul Simon)
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50 Ways to Lose Your Driver (Disc Golf Parody - Paul Simon)
Hard Candy Christmas (piano instrumental)
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Hard Candy Christmas (piano instrumental)
Pete the Cat - Scuba Cat (Play-Doh) - Read aloud by Miles, Maddy, & Mark
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Pete the Cat - Scuba Cat (Play-Doh) - Read aloud by Miles, Maddy, & Mark
Syringes for my Gram'ma (Pharmacy parody of "Sweet Home Alabama")
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Syringes for my Gram'ma (Pharmacy parody of "Sweet Home Alabama")
Relaxing Piano & Ponyo Noodles - Flash Signal 発光信号- 崖の上のポニョ
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Relaxing Piano & Ponyo Noodles - Flash Signal 発光信号- 崖の上のポニョ
thanks for this! made reading it way easier. And i loved the voices for the characters
“Sans statique” 😂
Watching in 2024. Very relatable
I'm a long time CVS BUYER. Once I heard "The Golden Dragon Musical," I wrote a story line of how I pictured it. The sound was like a Ballerina Dancing on Air. Her partner was dancing with her. When the Musical Instruments Enlarges in certain areas, she would push her partner away from her, running to escape from harm from him. Looking to make sure her partner was not the enemy. She then grains his trust, running back into his arms, doing a 4 axel spin until the Musical is about to stop, and her partner brings this Ballerina Dancing slowly to an L Shape Ending. I wrote a story once before. It's not on sight. It should be. Many people realized how lovely it was once another person gave their reviews on this Beautiful Song & Dance.❤
Lol w
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Reminds me of the end theme for the game Yoshis Island.
Thank you for reading this wonderful book for us! Your storytelling made it come alive and I truly appreciate you.
Fantastic video, very helpful
Great song. I recognized a couple of those faces. Flying Goombas are everywhere.
Thank you! I feel like I'm on a reading date with a friend
😂🤣😭
As a doctor who spent many frustrated hours listening to this song, i was surprised to find myself nostalgic for this nauseating musak today when listening to their new EDM hold music. Thanks for the memories...and that suppository was a nice touch.
Sounds like funeral home music lol
How about more parodies? 😁
Good job on this video! Very helpful when all is setup on the table, but don't have a clue what to do
Such a great video!. I found the game's manual a little complicated for my taste but after watching your video, things look much more straightforward. Thank you for your job!.
So Soothing, makes you forget what you’re calling them about! 😮
Good stuff Mark!
Hey what sleeves did you use for the access cards? The only ones I found were comically tall lmao
Reminds you of a heavenly death before your prescription gets filled 😌
Thanks - I just watched a video on how to play the base game so this was perfect to prep me for solo play.
Love it!
Thanks for attempting most intriguing story has graphical words.
When I played my first game, Lex took a few of my access cards, most importantly the Tower of LAW (location to get access cards back). That was brutal! I still "won" but knowing I still missed to check the directive once a while. Trying to do something while staying out of trouble is fun!
Looks more like a puppet stage,
Great video. How did the game turn out? We you successful in bringing down the Great Machine?
Nah- I got too cocky with raising discontent, and the progress marker sped up to an easy Machine win. But next time I used the three other heroes and knocked the Machine on its cogs. I’ve got the Escalation expansion arriving in a few days, eager to see what bells and whistles are in there.
Pov: you are morbidly depressed and calling for your brand new risperidone prescription to see if its been filled yet. The waiting takes too long and you decide to drive to the CVS while on hold, you arrive at the drive thru and while still on hold you manage to talk to them directly.
Small correction for setup: you mentioned only assigning those three symbol to your heroes if you're playing with missions, but that's not true. You have to give each hero a random reference card which contains those symbols, because even without missions those symbols are relevant for servant movement. The three tokens are indeed handed out if you're playing with missions.
Good to know! Denis had sent me a message mentioning something about the symbol “reference cards” too, but I figured it was just so you knew who to give the tokens back to once they’d been on the board. So now I just noticed that it’s the actual player “reference cards” that have the symbols on them lol. Thanks for the heads up!
Thank you for making this!
Wish you had a long hr or more play of this with soft or majestic pictures
The most Beautiful Music Sounds when put on "Hold!" I Picture a Ballerina doing a Dance towards the Sounds of Piano. Having her Partner be there when she needs his Hand. With tunes of Piano fast playing, this Ballerina is Spinning to the Length of Piano Music, then she runs into her Partner's Hands to Dance a Spin while he holds her in place, then slowly her Partner leans her to the floor when song stops! Applause! 👩🏻🦰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏!
A great game. Thanks for another great arrangement!
That’s the plan lol. Next series will have a different setup.
Better mic or put it closer
Love the content...but. More arrangements/ creative enhancements for CVS hold song!
I listened to a Piano Player play "Golden Dragon," it was played by ear I was told. It doesn't sound at all like "CVS Pharmacy Musical!" Keep it as is. It has a different sound from the Person whom played it by ear. It was played wonderful, but "CVS Pharmacy Musical Sounds Much More Tasteful to my Ear!"
Thank You Goggle. This is the Musical I listen to when on "Hold w/CVS!" "LOVE THIS SONG!"
Montcalm Gems. Excellent . Musical.
4 years later and I’m still rockin to er. 😁
Yes sir!!! Great job!! Freaking dope sir!! A lot of people may not know what song your covering but both jams are RIDING! Great job brother.
My favorite part is the end and either the automated system comes in and i miss the end or the pharmacy comes on. I have been looking for this song for years!! Thank you.
This is AMAZING!!
So beautiful. Sounds a lot like Rachmaninoff
Weird Random Awesome things for sure!
A few years back part of my job involved calling CVS pharmacies all over the country, all day long. The WORST thing about this song, is that it never resolved. It’s always building tension and never releasing by just ending. Only on hold for a few minutes per call, but adding that up over the whole day, for weeks, was agonizing.
0:56 it sounds a bit I dream a dream
Call health care provider hear funeral music....
You should read my story, then you might have a different opinion. "Beautiful Sounds from Musical Instruments Montcalm Gems!" "CVS Pharmacy on Hold!"
Sounds beautiful on the piano, but translates terribly as hold music. The lossy codec basically takes out all the life and emotion from the piece, which coincidentally is what working at CVS will inevitably do to your soul.